FERG BLURBS -- Did Liam and Noel Gallagher Poop In A Lady's Tub In 1989?

Unraveling The Manchester Mystery Dump From 1989

March 5, 2018
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As has been well-documented, Noel and Liam Gallagher just don't seem to get along. It's part of why Oasis fans will have to hold their collective breath waiting for the band to ever reunite. Hell, even a brief truce over Christmas (Which, we're finding out wasn't even real), ended with Liam calling Noel out and saying he was "undignified" to play support for "undignified bands" like U2 and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, alluding to Noel Gallagher opening for U2 last year in Europe and the Red Hot Chili Peppers in the past.

But, there was a time long ago where they both seemed to get along just fine...fine enough that in their early days of Oasis, they were rumored to be connected to a string of neighborhood burglaries in their hometown of Manchester. A local TV host, Richard Madely, recently appeared on Good Morning Britain, recalling that the brothers admitted their guilt to him. Another neighbor, Gladys Tomlinson, has accused the boys of stealing her "knick-knacks and video" and also taking a "sh*t in her bathtub." Yes...she thinks the Gallagher brothers took a dump in her bathtub after stealing from her.

Noel, to his credit, admitted some guilt on Instagram:

It's a fair cop guv'. We thought it was Richard Madely's gaff. Soz Gladys. No offence.

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Meanwhile, Liam, surprise surprise, is denying it on Twitter:

You know, if this whole Oasis thing didn't work out...the Poopy Bandits could have been their bag.

 

-- Ferg